COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.

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This whole idea […] this left coping mechanism to, you know, not go through the world angry. This respect, this acceptance of other people’s beliefs. I fucking hate that so much. I don’t respect your belief. If your belief is hateful towards people, I don’t respect it.

Bo Burnham on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes (May 2012)

"Kids are killing themselves because of ideas like this."

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Awwwww

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

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morphinomania:

Big black boots, 
long brown hair, 
she’s so sweet 
with her get back stare.